You are NOT a celebrity, get yourself out of there!
OK, This is the first of many rants I am sure but I am hoping it will let some steam out so I can relax a little more when watching I’m a celebrity get me out of here.
The problem i am having with the show isn’t the Witchetty Grub’s, Timmy Mallett or David Van Day. It is the stupid bitch by the name of Nicola Mclean who got her fame by shoving her tits into a grow bag on Halloween.
The main issue started when Timmy & David first entered the jungle and immediately she shown her selfish side by stating straight away that she wouldn’t be handing over anything of hers in order to set them free on the first night.
Now, the not handing over side I agree with as they were right in what they were saying about the first night is fine etc and not worth losing their special posessions for. That side is fully understandable but the way Nicola stated the fact was not!! From that moment she began to hate the people that NEARLY made her lose her mascara (You look like shit anyway Nicola, Make-up works better if you smile once in a while).
Upon Timmy and David’s entry into the jungle, Nicola has been on a mission to make David’s life hell. She has consistently bullied, bitched and snarled about him and is trying to drag everyone else into it too.
Ok so it is true that David and Timmy ARE annoying but that doesnt mean that she should treat them like she does. They hold their own against her but it makes bad viewing for me as I really do not appreciate that kind of thing just because she wants to make a name for herself.
She simply sits there with a snarl on her face and I have not seen her smile in days. If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the jungle. David is putting up with you and if anything he should be forced to walk out to get away from you.
Message to Nicola Mclean
- Your tits are fucking ugly
- Your fucking ugly
- Your attitude stinks
- You are a bully
- You are NOT a celebrity
People need to stop voting for her and get her out of there. I understand that people want to keep her in as a bit of arguing always makes better viewing but enough is enough. I understood voting for Jordan when she was in there as she was bitchy but a bitch with a heart. Nicola Mclean has no heart to go with her bitchiness and deserves to be thrown out by the public.
Now do as Fatty says and STOP VOTING FOR NICOLA MCLEAN. Rant Over
EDIT: The bitch has now gone thank god. The british public are back on form.
Tags: ant & dec, bitch, Bullied, celebrity, David Van Day, ITV, mclean, nicola, Page 3, Rant, Timmy Mallett, Tits, tv, Ugly, Vote, Whinge


