Gamerscore is essential if you want to both play your xbox and have a wife and family

For the last two years I have been addicted to the fantastic beast that is the Xbox 360. I have a wife to be (Oct 12th 2008) and 2 sons that live with me 24-7 so how can I find have a happy house when wanting to shoot some germans or alien scum?

Easy…. Microsoft gave the biggest gift to gamers in relationships and that is the Gamerscore (GS). My partner is the kind of woman that likes her man to be better than others and is obsessive compulsive with things such as the TV / Radio volume can’t be on an odd number and neither can my Gamerscore so she takes great pleasure in following my achievement unlocks during any game I play AND has a happy face whilst doing so!

How do I please my eldest son of 13 years old if he wants to watch TV and I want to shoot and shit? Easy…..I bought him an Xbox 360 too so we can now shoot each other giving me the best of all worlds. We can both compete for Gamerscore and if he beats me I can ground him…..Bliss

Bottom line is that I don’t want to be serious and political when I am winding down so I turn on the 360 instead. I would rather be home playing games against my son and with my wife to be than in the pub having a few beers to relax. How many of you can say that your girlfriend/wife enjoys watching you play games after a hard days work? Gamerscore – The solution to divorce

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